BREAKING: Alabama Prison Geniuses Use PEANUT BUTTER! To Break Out; Become Legends

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WILD story here, dudes have been using shanks, shawshank like escape methods that take fucking years to execute. 

Remember the New York prison escape a couple years ago? Some even get the guards to fuck them so they can butter (ha) them up to let them out. 

This whole time, the key ingredient stared them in the face. Peanut Butter. Fucking Peanut Butter. My guess is that it would be skippy peanut butter. Chunky would give it away, and JIF just sucks.

Anyway, here’s the twitter highlights:


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