The misery and sadness known as the Jets QB competition has finally been decided, and that man is Josh McCown. Just like Donald Trump, he’s the winner – but not really…
Waking up on a Sunday Morning to QB the Jets is like making a single male in his 20s babysit a 3 year old. The only ending is throw up, shit, piss, and shame. It’s going to be satisfying to drop back in the pocket and throw to… wait, do they have receivers? I honestly need to think about this.
If only America could clinch the number one pick, rats. Anyway, this competition was full of the best QBs – with highlights such as this:
ONLY the New York media could take a completely embarrassing situation that is, not knowing how to break a huddle – and attempt to turn in it into a positive because he completed a 20 yard pass in practice. CMON ROHAN.
Josh McCown, just like Donald Trump – has fooled us into thinking he has a track record of a quality candidate for a top position. But really, it was all based on fraud. Nobody cares if you have a couple good games when you play for the Browns dude. Just like the inauguration – I imagine New York Jets games will be quite empty.
Jets fans, don’t be so quick to dismiss McCown if he struggles early – because your backup literally can’t break a huddle correctly. If you need anymore reassurance on how bad Hackenberg is, Skip Bayless was actually right in his prediction and said he didn’t think he would be good.
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Hackenberg is so bad that Skip Muthafuckin’ Bayless was actually right about a prediction. This is the same guy that said Manti T’eo was the next Ray Lewis and the Texans would regret passing on Johnny Manziel, and that Robert Griffin III was better than Luck if you need a refresher.
Everything Josh McCown does will be put under a microscope, let’s just hope he hasn’t had any previously recorded conversations with Billy Bush. Never ends well with that guy.